| Ahoy matey! Do ye do shippin'? If so, I 'ave a job fer ye if ye're interested. |
| Oh, where're me manners? Me name be Lassy Lynx. 'n this wee scallywag perchin' on me shoulder be Pat the Idle. Pat, say ahoy. |
| Now that we know each other's names, we can move past the formalities. I'll needs ye t' procure a large number o' construction materials. |
| As ye can like enough tell by me attire, me business has t' do wit' pirates. Oh, don't be afeared, it's naught illegal. |
| Pat 'n I've come all the way from the Cayman Islands, where a pirate festival occurs. Came here t' do some business 'n promote the festival. |
| Thar are plenty o' Pirate Festivals worldwide, but I assure ye the one at the Cayman Islands be the flashiest. Pat here can attest t' that. Right ole matey? |
| Actually, the festival be already in full swing since September. Believe it or nah, this year, the festival will last fer well-nigh 3 months. |
| This festival be a proper epic pirate party wit' all the necessary aspects, such as parades, games, performances, costumes, 'n much more. |
| Let's nah forget all the delectable grub ye can eat durin' the festival. I can nah wait t' eat some Johnny Cakes. Those dumplings are jus' the best. |
| Thar be plenty o' things t' do durin' the festival fer visitors o' all ages. It doesn't matter if ye be young or ole, thar be somethin' t' do fer everybody aye aye, Pat? |
| Bouncin' castles 'n waterslides are built fer the young ones who always 'ave a lot o' energy t' spare. Meanwhile, thar elders will be able t' take a breather. |
| The festival takes galleon on all three islands. Howe'er, the best part o' the festivities will happen on the largest island, Grand Cayman, where George Town, the capital, be located. |
| The main reason why I've come here be t' get additional supplies fer a pirate invasion. Don't worry, 'twon't be a real one. |
| This mock pirate invasion o' George Town will be the highlight o' the whole festival. It's a tradition that has been goin' on fer well-nigh 40 years. |
| The mock pirate invasion will start wit' two ole ships filled wit' pirates droppin' anchors at George Town's docks 'n then disembarkin'. |
| Then, the capital's streets will be swarmin' wit' good-natured swashbucklers 'n buccaneers who shall try t' capture the city's governor, creatin' bedlam. |
| Once the mock invasion be concluded, spectators shall line the streets o' George Town t' observe a grand parade. Thar'll be a lot o' fireworks involved. |
| T' make all this happen, I needs more construction materials so all the necessary props 'n stage scenery can be built in time. |
| Ye shall consider visitin' us in the Cayman Islands. Thar are plenty o' things t' see thar, seethin' wit' pirate history. 'n yer fleet would be put t' good use too! |
| 'tis the last shipment o' material that I'll needs. Once 'tis done, I am hoistin' the sails. Thank ye kindly. Ye've mighty saved me bacon here. |
