If we were Diggy-ing in real life

EmilyDiggynson

Sometimes I wonder how some things from the Diggy universe would look like in real life. For example…

…walking through the office, rattling at every flower pot just in case. You know, there’s always a chance a mushroom pops out.

…having a discussion like this with your significant other: What’s for dinner? - I don’t know, any luck with fishing in the toilet today?

…pushing boulders into your neighbor’s garden and onto his beloved roses, just to check if a hidden bonus magically appears.

…forcing a collision with every child you see, as it could give you some extra energy.

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CynthiaF

EmilyDiggynson Hilarious! Think I have to try the "any luck with fish" reply one day, guess the facial expression you'll receive is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

44atDiggys

EmilyDiggynson love it!!🤣😂

MadameCurie

Knocking on every spot on the walls around you because there might be a breakthrough

Setting things on fire just because you want somebody to move 👀

Touching things, they vanish and are in your backpack.

Having half the world in your backpack, everything always at arms length wherever you go but still run around freely with no weight at all to wear you down.

CactusFlower

Awesome and hilarious! You made my morning! 🤣

Shontel

When I told my husband about fish in the toilets, he said my game is gross, and he would make dinner! Your post made my day...hilarious!

EmilyDiggynson

Shontel he would make dinner!

I hope it was more than just a pan of fried mushrooms! 🍄

gamemaster

EmilyDiggynson
Grilled fish, you know from the tiolet. 😆

MadameCurie

In one location there was fish from in between radioactive barrels , but zooming in revealed that the middle barrel with the fish was marked „only“ deadly poisonous ☠️ 🐟😝

EmilyDiggynson

I just picked some food from a trash bin. That stood next to a toilet that gave me a fish. 😕

pixel_player74053816

Whenever we visited somebody's house, we would rummage around in any chests or closets we saw to check if there was money or anything useful, and then take whatever we found.

EmilyDiggynson

pixel_player74053816
It’s worse, actually. We would even open urns without hesitation.

MadameCurie

And open nicely wrapped presents with a pickaxe...👀

EmilyDiggynson

Oh, and nobody would ever be kind to us. We would only ever get help if we work for it and shove around barrels, clear out dirt or find lost kittens.

Naichi

EmilyDiggynson All these villagers saying "The [ insert what you are searching for] is in my cellar, you can have it if you [insert task here]." and after we are finished, they just say "Oops, seems like I was mistaken, I dont have the item." and the game does not even let us get mad at the villager.

EmilyDiggynson

On the other hand we wouldn’t find it strange at all when people say things to us like: I lost my bomb somewhere on this ship, can you find it?

Sure, mate! Bombs, kittens, bear cubs. You name it, I’ll find it.

EmilyDiggynson

Whenever someone says “hurry up, we need to rescue so and so”, you are like: man, give me a break, I gotta dig out all these tiles here first.

gamemaster

EmilyDiggynson
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Or you run out of energy and have to go and won't get back to it until the next day.
Yeah, lots of hurrying. 😆

umbreon422

EmilyDiggynson This one definitely! "Hurry let's rescue the lab tech before it blows up!" I have to take half a day to clear out the rest of the room before I go near the lab.

EmilyDiggynson

If we were Diggy-ing in real life grandpa would still be waiting for us to help. Honestly, that guy neglected his farm for years! Water supply a mess, all the barns full of junk, animals on the run, and the art of pickle making more than just a little suspicious.